Please don't crash

Keep your eye on the road.
It cares about you, you know.
It wants you to eat well.
It shares your love of the flighted creatures.
So it's a good idea for you to keep your eye on it.
Not only for the reasons I previously mentioned,
but also because if you don't keep your eye on it, you can get seriously f-ed up.
Do yourself and the road a favor.
It cares about you, you know.